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Political Quotes
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle.
-- Norman Schwarzkopf
The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
-- John Ciardi
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
-- Lily Tomlin
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Don't get excited about a tax cut. It's like a mugger giving you back fare for a taxi.
-- Arnold Glasow

