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Political Quotes
Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck
Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
-- Sir Winston Churchill
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
-- Gore Vidal
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be President, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be Vice President.
-- Johnny Carson

