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Political Quotes
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.
-- Mogens Jallberg
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
-- PJ O'Rourke
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
-- Henry Kissinger
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
-- David Friedman
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S Truman
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan