Parent And Children Quotes

Any man can be a father. It takes someone special to be a dad.

-- Author Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

-- Red Buttons
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

-- Bill Cosby
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

-- Phyllis Diller
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Author: The Idiot Aug 10, 2007
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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