Parent And Children Quotes

In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.

-- Roger Allen
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

-- John Wilmot
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Birth is God saying you matter.

-- Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

-- Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?' He answered, 'If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.'

-- Jerry Lewis
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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, 'You're tearing up the grass.' 'We're not raising grass,' Dad would reply. 'We're raising boys.'

-- Harmon Killebrew
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