Parent And Children Quotes

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

-- Groucho Marx
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.

-- William Feather
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Author: The Idiot Apr 28, 2008
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.

-- Peter De Vries
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

-- Dick Cavett
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

-- Doug Larson
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Author: The Idiot Apr 11, 2008
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

-- Ogden Nash
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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