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Parent And Children Quotes
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
-- William Feather
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
-- Dick Cavett
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
-- Doug Larson
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
-- Ogden Nash