They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.