They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

-- Emily Dickinson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?

-- George Price
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

-- Abraham Lincoln
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

-- Evan Esar
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

-- Noel Coward
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Author: The Idiot Aug 6, 2007
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

-- George Burns
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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