Health food makes me sick.

-- Calvin Trillin
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Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

-- Robert Byrne
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

-- Jimmy Buffett
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The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.

-- William Gibson
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America.

-- Bruce Catton
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

-- Noelie Altito
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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