- Over 2 million people have signed up. Join the Revolution.
- Born without a funny bone? Sign up and get a free implant!
- Tell a joke. Did it bomb? Don’t lie. It’s okay…we can help.
- Quick! Sign up now, before anyone finds out!
- Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up! Sign Up!
Movie Quotes
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
-- Alfred Hitchcock
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
-- Anonymous