It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.

-- Dave Barry
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.

-- John Maynard Keynes
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

-- Homer Simpson
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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