I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

-- Jackie Mason
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.

-- Alan Alda
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

-- LM Boyd
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

-- LM Boyd
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.

-- Bruce Grocott
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.

-- Nancie J. Carmody
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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