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Money Quotes
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
-- Jackie Mason
If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
-- Alan Alda
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
-- LM Boyd
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
-- LM Boyd
I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
-- Bruce Grocott
I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
-- Nancie J. Carmody

