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Money Quotes
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
-- Herbert Hoover
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
-- E. Joseph Cossman
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
-- Robert W. Sarnoff
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
-- Arthur Miller
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
-- George Bernard Shaw
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
-- Frank Zappa

