About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

-- Herbert Hoover
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

-- E. Joseph Cossman
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

-- Robert W. Sarnoff
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

-- Arthur Miller
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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Lack of money is the root of all evil.

-- George Bernard Shaw
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.

-- Frank Zappa
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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