A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.