A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

-- Bob Hope
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

-- Albert Einstein
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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.

-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.

-- Suzanne Necker
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Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.

-- Rex Stout
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

-- Joe Weinstein
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