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Money Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
-- Bob Hope
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
-- Suzanne Necker
Nothing is more admirable than the fortitude with which millionaires tolerate the disadvantages of their wealth.
-- Rex Stout
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein