Miscellaneous Quotes

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

-- Jimmy Buffett
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

-- Professor Irwin Corey
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Author: Goofy Jan 13, 2008
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

-- Robert Frost
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Author: Goofy Jan 13, 2008
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

-- Jerry Seinfeld
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.

-- Jascha Heifetz
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

-- Mitch Hedberg
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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