If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.