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Miscellaneous Quotes
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
-- Jimmy Buffett
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
-- Jascha Heifetz
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
-- Mitch Hedberg