Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.