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Miscellaneous Quotes
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jef Raskin
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
-- Umberto Eco
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
-- Umberto Eco
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
-- Unknown
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
-- Charles Kuralt
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey