Miscellaneous Quotes

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

-- Jef Raskin
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

-- Umberto Eco
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Author: The Idiot Jan 28, 2008
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

-- Umberto Eco
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Author: The Idiot Jan 28, 2008
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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

-- Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.

-- Charles Kuralt
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

-- Professor Irwin Corey
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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