Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.