Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.