Men And Women Quotes

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.

-- Scott Adams
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Author: The Idiot Jan 24, 2008
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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

-- Dame Edna Everage
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Author: Goofy Jan 14, 2008
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Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.

-- Sidney J. Harris
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Author: Goofy Jan 13, 2008
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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

-- Tallulah Bankhead
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Women should be obscene and not heard.

-- Groucho Marx
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Author: The Idiot Aug 10, 2007
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Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.

-- Cynthia Heimel
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Author: The Idiot Aug 8, 2007
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