Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.

People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.