Marriage Quotes

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Author: The Idiot Aug 3, 2007
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-- Rita Rudner
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

-- Louis Saffan
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

-- Lewis Grizzard.
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

-- Rodney Dangerfield
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Author: Chris Jun 5, 2007
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