Marriage Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-- Rita Rudner
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

-- Ogden Nash
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Author: The Idiot Jan 16, 2008
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

-- Evan Esar
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

-- John Wilmot
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

-- Socrates
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

-- Nick Faldo
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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