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Love Quotes
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
-- Rabbi Julius Gordon
If music be the food of love, play on.
-- William Shakespeare
Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too.
-- Joyce Cary
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
-- Tom Lehrer