The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.

-- Thomas Carlyle
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Adventure is just bad planning.

-- Roald Amundsen
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Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.

-- Kin Hubbard
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Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.

-- Kin Hubbard
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

-- Johnny Carson
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

-- LM Boyd
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