Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

-- Cullen Hightower
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.

-- Max Beerbohm
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

-- George Carlin
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In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

-- Paul Harvey
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We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.

-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

-- Kurt Vonnegut
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