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Life Quotes
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
-- Robert Byrne
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
-- Dame Edna Everage
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues
-- Bertrand Russell
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
-- Bertrand Russell
If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.
-- Professor Irwin Corey

