Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.