Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.

-- Robert Frost
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Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.

-- Edward R. Murrow
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

-- Eric Hoffer
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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

-- Sir Winston Churchill
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

-- Casey Stengel
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

-- Woody Allen
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