When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.

-- Mark Twain
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Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?

-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

-- Redd Foxx
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

-- Cato the Elder
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When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.

-- John Ruskin
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

-- Charles M. Schulz
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