When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.

Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.