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Life Quotes
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.
-- Clyde B. Aster
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.
-- Tom Stoppard
People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
-- EB White
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
-- John A. Wheeler
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
-- Cullen Hightower

