Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.