Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

-- Zen Sarcasm
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

-- Anonymous
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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

-- Henny Youngman
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

-- Homer Simpson
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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