A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

-- Dorothy Canfield Fisher
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I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.

-- Stanislaw J. Lec
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

-- Woody Allen
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Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of the unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.

-- Tuck Everlasting Alicia Heald
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

-- Anonymous
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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

-- Unanswered Questions
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