Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

-- Philip K. Dick
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

-- Peter Steiner
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.

-- James Thurber
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To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.

-- GK Chesterton
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

-- Stanislaw J. Lec
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

-- Woody Allen
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