There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

-- LM Boyd
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The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.

-- Charles Luckman
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.

-- Michael Pritchard
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Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.

-- Samuel Johnson
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Humankind cannot stand very much reality.

-- T.S. Eliot
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

-- Rita Mae Brown
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