Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.

I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.

We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.