Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

-- John Benfield
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If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

-- Yogi Berra
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

-- GK Chesterton
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If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough.

-- Mario Andretti
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I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.

-- Zach Braff
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.

-- Roald Dahl
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