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Life Quotes
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
-- Wilson Mizner
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
-- Charles M. Schulz
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
-- James Russell Lowell
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham