Indecision may or may not be my problem.

-- Jimmy Buffett
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Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

-- Rita Rudner
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.

-- Joan Rivers
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

-- Gallagher
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

-- Woody Allen
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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

-- Mark Twain
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