Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

-- Bill Vaughan
Laughs
3179
I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
Views: 1424

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

-- Robert Byrne
Laughs
3140
I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jan 29, 2008
Views: 1573

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

-- Unknown
Laughs
3140
I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jan 28, 2008
Views: 1648

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

-- James Thurber
Laughs
3134
I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jan 25, 2008
Views: 1514

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

-- Kurt Vonnegut
Laughs
3145
I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jan 25, 2008
Views: 1805

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

-- Charles M. Schulz
Laughs
3289
I Laughed
Author: The Idiot Jan 25, 2008
Views: 1469