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Joke Quotes
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
-- Bill Vaughan
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
-- Robert Byrne
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
-- Unknown
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-- James Thurber
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
-- Kurt Vonnegut
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
-- Charles M. Schulz