Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

-- Bill Vaughan
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

-- Robert Byrne
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

-- Unknown
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

-- James Thurber
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

-- Kurt Vonnegut
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

-- Charles M. Schulz
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