Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.