Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?

-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.

-- Marston Bates
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

-- Redd Foxx
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.

-- Linus Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
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Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.

-- Martin Mull
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