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Joke Quotes
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
-- HL Mencken
The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
-- William Gibson
First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.
-- Martin Myers
The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.
-- Tellis Frank
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
-- Cullen Hightower
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
-- Ellen DeGeneres