It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.

First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.