It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

-- HL Mencken
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The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.

-- William Gibson
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First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.

-- Martin Myers
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The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.

-- Tellis Frank
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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.

-- Cullen Hightower
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In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

-- Ellen DeGeneres
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