There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

1. Never tell everything at once.

Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.

The past is not dead. In fact, it's not even past.