My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.