Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

-- Robert Orben
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

-- Dylan Thomas
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Author: The Idiot Apr 11, 2008
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

-- George Burns
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Author: The Idiot Apr 11, 2008
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

-- Dick Clark
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.

-- Unknown
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

-- Bart Simpson
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Author: The Idiot Feb 1, 2008
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