Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!

-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
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Author: The Idiot Apr 16, 2008
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.

-- John Updike
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.

-- Mike Myers
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important, like a league game or something.

-- Dick Butkus
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Author: The Idiot Apr 15, 2008
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I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.

-- Ann Richards
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.

-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
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Author: The Idiot Apr 14, 2008
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