My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

-- Orson Welles
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

-- Robert Benchley
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

-- Unanswered Questions
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Author: Chris Jul 9, 2007
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-- Anonymous
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Author: Chris May 31, 2007
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