Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

-- Cullen Hightower
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

-- George Bernard Shaw
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

-- Rita Rudner
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Author: The Idiot Aug 12, 2007
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

-- Thomas Szasz
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Author: The Idiot Aug 9, 2007
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

-- Peter Ustinov
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.

-- Jimmy Wales
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Author: The Idiot Aug 7, 2007
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