To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was no one on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you," I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.