Intelligence Quotes

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

-- CS Lewis
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Author: The Idiot Jan 30, 2008
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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

-- I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
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Author: The Idiot Jan 24, 2008
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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

-- Gallagher
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.

-- Albert Einstein
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Author: The Idiot Jan 22, 2008
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

-- Noelie Altito
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.

-- Oscar Wilde
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Author: The Idiot Aug 13, 2007
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