The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

The important thing is not to stop questioning.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.