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Intelligence Quotes
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
-- CS Lewis
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
-- I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
-- Noelie Altito
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
-- Oscar Wilde

