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Intelligence Quotes
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
-- Wilson Mizner
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr
People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
-- EB White
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
-- Marie Curie
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
-- Nancy Astor