The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

It is easier to understand than to be understood.