You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?