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Inspirational Quotes
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
-- Ronnie Shakes
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
-- Pablo Picasso
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
-- Olin Miller
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost
When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.
-- WS Gilbert