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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.