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Hollywood Quotes
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
-- Robert Redford
We're actors - we're the opposite of people.
-- Tom Stoppard
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
-- Carrie Fisher
Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.
-- Lionel Barrymore
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright